- May 4, 2017
- The House solved its seven year itch
- What can we say for lazy and blind
- Now the Senate with get to debate
- And many of those who elected the
- will get to experience "I don't
mean what I say!"
- He's counting on MS, AL, IN, KY,
- to vote for him again in 2020,
- so blind justice can achieve normal
- By then we'll have political rallies
in houses of worship,
- and Congress will quote from the
Bible, Koran, Talmud, Upanishads, and I Ching.
- April 28, 2017
- Ooohhhh, being the Liar in Chief
is too much work?
- I would feel sorry for you,
- but there are millions who will welcome
- You've proved you could get elected,
though not as well as President Obama.
- (Plenty of promises to Big Business
and the Gun Lobby, I'm sure.)
- It might be wise to quit before you
alienate those who voted for you,
- and I'm sure you don't want the disgrace
- If you need to test your strength,
buy yourself a gym/health spa.
- We definitely don't need a Bulldog
vs Bully contest with nukes.
- April 26, 2017
- The Liar in Chief strikes again!
- It's so nice of the Apprenticent
to cut his own taxes,
- while refusing to release his personal
- Let's be sure to take care of the
- How will this help a family of four
with income of 60K?
- "Gonna be a tax cut. Gonna be
a tax cut."
- That's so reassuring for real American
- Munchkins say, "Follow the Yellow
- Kick dust in the face of those who
- Come on now, let's treat the United
States like a casino,
- and I'm sure we can bring it to bankruptcy.
- Actually, none of this matters, when
you Trump start WWIII!
- April 25, 2017
- Did Flynn break the law? Then "Lock
- Does anyone else think the Bulldog
is acting like a Mobster?
- Wish he'd return to his home town,
resign, and stay there!
- April 16, 2017
- "The election is over."
- Dear Sir:
- That means you are now required to
serve the people,
- not to aggrandize your goddamn oversized
- You harassed President Obama about
his birth certificate.
- Now it's time to release the Apprenticent's
- Always true: A bully can dish it
out, but can't take it.
- April 14, 2017
- Planned Parenthood?
- Why do we need that?
- You don't need to plan things like
- Children should be conceived whenever
- A large population might survive
a nuclear war!
- Go ahead and have as many as possible,
- even if you don't really want them,
- even if you can't afford to feed
- even if you raise them up to be bullies,
- like your favorite white house bulldog.
- BTW - Did you bomb Syria and Afghanistan
- to distract us from investigating
- Or is this a bully contest with Kim
- April 7, 2017
- "Yes, I think." All the
- I'm sometimes not so sure what,
- and might have trouble organizing
- but I see no contradiction in downgrading
- and then pronouncing them my best
friend a few days later.
- And it's amazing how they smile,
like they forgot the insults.
- I would really love to see labels
for affordable products
- rather than everything being "Made
- You remember how much the military
paid for a hammer?
- And I can say this: I don't have
any use for a hammer.
- But imagine how many missiles you
can buy for that!
- Remember you voted for me for security,
- I did a great job of organizing all
that, if you ask me.
- No, that wasn't a question. Now for
some real news.
- Do any of you have questions about
the new pipeline?
- April 5, 2017
- Of Foxes and Beavers, Crutches and
- Of course Trump defends O'Reilly!
- A "good person" gropes
a good p----.
- BACK -- TRUMP TRASH --
- nightmouse at nightmouse.com