Nightmouse

May 4, 2017
The House solved its seven year itch today.
What can we say for lazy and blind justice?
Now the Senate with get to debate tRump Care.
And many of those who elected the Apprenticent
will get to experience "I don't mean what I say!"
He's counting on MS, AL, IN, KY, WV
to vote for him again in 2020,
so blind justice can achieve normal vision.
By then we'll have political rallies in houses of worship,
and Congress will quote from the Bible, Koran, Talmud, Upanishads, and I Ching.
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April 28, 2017
Ooohhhh, being the Liar in Chief is too much work?
I would feel sorry for you,
but there are millions who will welcome your retirement.
You've proved you could get elected, though not as well as President Obama.
(Plenty of promises to Big Business and the Gun Lobby, I'm sure.)
It might be wise to quit before you alienate those who voted for you,
and I'm sure you don't want the disgrace of Impeachment.
If you need to test your strength, buy yourself a gym/health spa.
We definitely don't need a Bulldog vs Bully contest with nukes.
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April 26, 2017
The Liar in Chief strikes again!
It's so nice of the Apprenticent to cut his own taxes,
while refusing to release his personal tax returns.
Let's be sure to take care of the wealthy, duhhh!!!
How will this help a family of four with income of 60K?
"Gonna be a tax cut. Gonna be a tax cut."
That's so reassuring for real American families.
Munchkins say, "Follow the Yellow Brick Road."
Kick dust in the face of those who elected you!
Come on now, let's treat the United States like a casino,
and I'm sure we can bring it to bankruptcy.
Actually, none of this matters, when you Trump start WWIII!
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April 25, 2017
Did Flynn break the law? Then "Lock him up!"
Does anyone else think the Bulldog is acting like a Mobster?
Wish he'd return to his home town, resign, and stay there!
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April 16, 2017
"The election is over."
Dear Sir:
That means you are now required to serve the people,
not to aggrandize your goddamn oversized childish ego.
You harassed President Obama about his birth certificate.
Now it's time to release the Apprenticent's tax returns.
Always true: A bully can dish it out, but can't take it.
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April 14, 2017
Planned Parenthood?
Why do we need that?
You don't need to plan things like that!
Children should be conceived whenever they want.
A large population might survive a nuclear war!
Go ahead and have as many as possible,
even if you don't really want them,
even if you can't afford to feed them,
even if you raise them up to be bullies,
like your favorite white house bulldog.
 
BTW - Did you bomb Syria and Afghanistan
to distract us from investigating the wiretap?
Or is this a bully contest with Kim Jong-un?
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April 7, 2017
"Yes, I think." All the time.
I'm sometimes not so sure what,
and might have trouble organizing my thoughts,
but I see no contradiction in downgrading someone
and then pronouncing them my best friend a few days later.
And it's amazing how they smile, like they forgot the insults.
I would really love to see labels for affordable products
rather than everything being "Made in America."
You remember how much the military paid for a hammer?
And I can say this: I don't have any use for a hammer.
But imagine how many missiles you can buy for that!
Remember you voted for me for security, not intelligence.
I did a great job of organizing all that, if you ask me.
No, that wasn't a question. Now for some real news.
Do any of you have questions about the new pipeline?
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April 5, 2017
Of Foxes and Beavers, Crutches and Crotches:
Of course Trump defends O'Reilly!
A "good person" gropes a good p----.
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